when someone lies so much that they forget the truth
she’s been maggieing so much that she couldn’t remember what actually happened that night
noun. generic last name for someone (male or female) who is all fluff and no real substance. does not live up to expectations or promises. like a real mickey d’s mcm-ffin… looks good, seems good, and maybe even smells good but nothing “good” is there in reality. all fluff and no substance. can also be […]
- mexican *ss-mash
when you put a burrito on your d-ck and proceed to f-ck-ng somebody in the -ss-hole. oh man, i gave her a mexican -ss-mash last night, and when i was finished, her -ss-hole was deep, dark purple. it was awesome!
- microwave head
pretty much when one feels like they’re being microwaved. usually due to an excess of bad chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity. friend 1: whoa, is tobey okay? friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head. tobey: -stares into sp-ce like a zombie-
- mock *ss n*gg*
a person who isn’t worth their value. doesn’t amount to anything. son i just saw this mock -ss n-gg- at the club wasn’t worth sh-t
- moose knuckle sandwich
when a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. like a knuckle sammy, only saltier. “julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.