Maggot Breeder
one who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarr-ssing body. this tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a p-ssing member of the opposite s-x.
it’s 30°c outside, the sun is shining and there isn’t a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?
maggot breeder – “maggot breeding mate…”.
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