Magic Dildo
a magic d-ld- is a d-ld- that f-cks whatever you tell it to. how it works is you just say magic d-ld- and whatever you want it to f-ck. example: magic d-ld- my p-ssy. now to make it stop whatever it is doing all you have to say is magic d-ld- back in your box.
a woman was using a magic d-ld- and forgot how to get it to stop f-cking her. so she decided to go to the p-rn shop she got it from. on the way she had an -rg-sm due to the magic d-ld- and she nearly swerved off the road entirely. a police officer pulled her over and he asked her “how much have you had to drink?” and she said i haven’t had anything to drink. this magic d-ld- is f-cking me and i forgot how to make it stop. so the police officer said magic d-ld- my -ss….. well you get the picture of what happend next.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s onto the tip of his mother’s d-ld-. his mother then uses the d-ld- to impregnate herself.
djhon: mmmmhmmm……get ready my sweet mama for a magic d-ld-….
shayquan: oh lord jesus……i am ready……
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