magic dolphin


that one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. you want to be with them but…. as we all known from leviticus 4:5: “and the lord said, let the magic dolphin be unattainable, because f-ck your dreams.”
f-ck, bro beans…. that girl right there is my magic dolphin.

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