Magic Johnson’s Johnson Gambit
the well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on magic johnson’s hiv infected c-ck until completion on live television.
it is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, -ss to mouth, or -ss to goat to mouth, or -ss to goat to contestant’s mom, to mouth, etc…)
alex said he’d take the magic johnson’s johnson gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who’s ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he f-cked natalie portman nightly in his custom s-x dungeon, the likes of which gary gygax has never seen.
still, everyone would.. know…
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