Magic Meat
magic meat is the term used to describe cheap/naff meat a friend or family member brings to a bbq. the reason being that you’ll see them put their cr-ppy meat onto the bbq and then like magic they’ll have steak on their plates 10 minutes later.
they’ve come with cr-p meat and turned it into good meat – magic meat!
person 1 – oh god, here comes gary, i bet he’s only bought those 20p sausages from lidl for the bbq again.
person 2 – yeah but it’s strange, he puts those sausages on the bbq yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. magic meat at work.
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