magic porn


low quality p-rn created in a bas-m-nt disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches’ hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). to be avoided at all costs except to laugh at
1. “i just watched some magic p-rn and man is my wand tired”
2. magic p-rn-the first time the p-rn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter

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