magic truffles
a small shaped piece of confectionery made with the atoms straight from h-ll. tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. sold in shops in amsterdam.
these “truffles” will make you lose your sh-t as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.
–in store–
tourist a: i just bought 2gm of magic truffles!
tourist b aka shroom-master: i see you went for the p-ssy trip i got 10gm?
–few hours later
tourist a: look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
shroom-master: bruh what even is hunger?
shroom-master: why is everyone looking at me?
shroom-master: the ambulances they are coming for me!!!
shroom-master: should have went for the p-ssy trip how long till this wares off!!
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