magic vagina


1. when a girl is less attractive than the guy she is with
1. when you see an unattractive girl with a really hot boyfriend you say; ‘she must have a magic v-g-n-‘

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    a sneaky turkey occurs when one is at a renaissance fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl’s v-g-n-….-n-l insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the ‘smokey turkey’ due to discoloration. both s-xual acts end with the unlucky girl being force […]

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