Magic Warthog
a warthog used in a game of halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire big team battle match on coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its p-ssengers killed. the warthog previously mentioned along with its p-ssengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. to this date the feat has not been repeated. the driver of said warthog took to singing puff the magic warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of halo 2.
“hey this warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!”
“inorite? thing must be magic or somethin.”
“puff the magic warthog lives out by the sea!”
“lawls, lets go cap some flags since we’re apparently invincible.”
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