magic

my other answer to everything.
peson: how… did you get up there?
me: magic
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person: how the h-ll did you find that?
me: magic
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teacher: how did you get a perfect score on the test? you’re either sleeping or talking in cl-ss and you’ve never once done your homework.
me: magic.
teacher:…
me: what did you want me to say? brain steroids??
a name for magic the gathering card game.
let’s go play some magic.
what friendship is.
friendship is magic.
used to discribe any food that weed is an ingredient of
try some magic brownies man.
the ability to use cheat codes or hacks in real life.
he can fly! it must be magic!

up, up, down, punch, kick… why isn’t it working? the internet said it would!
magic (n) (n-adv)

1) with or through skill, cunning, talent, advanced technique, artifice or precice craft and skill
2) with or through complexity either spurios to the contemproary context or to long to be reasonable or desired of explanation
3) with or through the supernatural, praeternatural or quantum-mechanical
4) nor plausible or possible
1) ‘did you see that painting, how can that artist paint like that?’ ‘~’
2) ‘how did you rewire that whole phone system in just twenty minutes?’ ‘~’
3) ‘how can a man just vanish into thin air leaving no trace, and then reappear hundreds of miles away moments later’ ‘~’
4) ‘how can we film that scene?’ ‘with these stage directions: ~’
the most attractive guy/girl in cl-ss
the magic in my geography cl-ss is so fine i haven’t skipped cl-ss yet.

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