a small friend/co-worker that is easy to miss.
worker: hey, have you seen joe?
co-worker: no, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.
worker: d*mn, i have been looking for him all week.
co-worker: he’s probably with his pot of gold.
- rainbow eyelashes
when a guy c*ms in a girls face and she doesn’t wipe it out of her eye lashes so that when it dries it looks like she have rainbow eyelashes when the lights h*t it.. for my 7th month anniversary my boyfriend gave me rainbow eyelashes, god i love him.
the stinky smudge that acc*mulates on the taint of really fat people. i took this fat girl home from the bar last night and got slixa all over my b*lls.
acronym for “be back not so soon.” used when one is going to be gone for a time period longer than “brb” designates and shorter than “gtg” and “ttyl” designate. harry: so yeah, ron – filch has been complaining about the smell in the boy’s bathroom this evening so don’t get in his way. he […]
bro-neutral: remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion. kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be “bro-neutral”, like switzerland.