Magical Mummy
non existent ideal. the term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. magical mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and f-ck like a p-rnstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. she is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the f-ck happened to her life.
most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained magical mummy status.
“he asked me why i hadn’t been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. as if i’m some kind of magical mummy!”
“i told him to p-ss off to his magical mummy, and let her run around like a tw-t for him”
“make your own dinner, i’m busy doing this! i’m not your magical mummy!”
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