Magicka


a indie game about blowing up your friends and flying 5 miles to the side of the screen.
you also can not swim.

also known as the magic suicide simulator.
a typical chapter in magicka:

yellow wizard | oh neat come look at these mines!
black wizard | what is it this time?
yellow wizard | nothing just come here.
black wizard | oh fine, one sec almost done with this goblin.

black wizard | ok coming…

black wizard | wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
black wizard | where am i? guys? guys? guys?

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