Magicorn


a genetic hybrid of a unicorn and a sorcerer. declared the most dominant creature to live. mishandling or foreplay with a unicorn may cause priapism or even death if not correctly birthed. 2 wizards 1 unicorn
guy 1: bro i tried making a magicorn, now i gots priapism.
guy 2: tell me when you buy the farm

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