Magikarp

the best pokemon in the universe. it’s splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any pokemon on the game. it’s weaker form, gyarados, is used in ou play because magikarp is so broken and godly.
boy: go magikarp!
pokemon champion: i forfeit…
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the act of loosing control of one’s limbs whilst experiencing extreme s-xual pleasure.
i giv ‘er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a c-ck

in out in out you magikarp about
a strange fish pokemon with cravings for cheesecake
person 1: hey, what’s that?
person 2:it’s a magikarp
the most pointless of all pokemon. magikarp (also known as magikrap) is a r-t-rded-looking fish that sucks -ss, because it’s only attack, splash, doesn’t do sh-t. the most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a magikarp, is “f-ck, a d-mn magikarp.” the only good thing about magikarp is that it evolves into gyrarados, which is a fairly strong pokemon.
kid playing: empoleon! use surf! -starts surfing on the water-

game: -swiches to wild pokemon screen- a wild magikarp appeared!

kid playing: f-ck, a d-mn magikarp.
a girl/boy who’s flirting techniques are less than desired. has only one move and uses it constantly. like magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.
“dude isn’t she so hot?”
“yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah”
a super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool gyrarados.
me: hey why do you have a magikarp?
guy:it’s cool!
me: no it’s not.
guy: oh, man
i gotta release all of my magikarp.
1. an utterly useless pokemon that should have been m-ssacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.

2. someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the t-tle of “complete and utter failure.”

3. an extremely weak person.
some of my friends are complete magikarps, they are never going to do anything in their lifetime.