magnolia


the c.j. peete housing development in uptown new orleans. home to 2100 people. it is one of the most notoriously dangerous housing districts in the united states and ranks even globally. this section of new orleans has a local crime rate higher than many full munic-p-lities in the us and has a significant influence in new orleans’ extremely high murder rate.

the magnolia was once home to:juvenile,soulja slim,baby,turk,6-shot,mr marcello

mystikal was not from the magnolia, or even the 3rd ward of new orleans for that matter.
the baddest project in new orleans. home of mystikal.
them boyz got their wigs split talkin sh-t in the nolia (magnolia).
a suburb of houston right outside the woodlands where the parents didn’t want their kids going to the woodlands high school and they thought moving out to magnolia on their one and two acre lots building theirs homes out their they were protecting their children from the drugs, alcohol, and s-x in the woodlands.

the people of magnolia either don’t have enough money to live in the woodlands or don’t want to. the main high school magnolia high school is full of a bunch of wannabees everyone smokes pot and parties and comes to school hungover. the school itself tries to portray itself as good with the princ-p-l stating it’s a great day to be alive and being told we’re striving “to be the best district in the state of texas” yet they do whatever they want they don’t care one kid can get in a fight and not get a ticket the next one will they have bull attendance policies.
magnolia – “friendliness of a small town” with access to big city
a neighborhood in seattle, minutes from downtown. many great aspects to it including the village, nice houses, a boulevard, a sweet view of the sound.
(reps the 206)
yeah, i live in magnolia.
d-mn, i miss magnolia.
greatest place on earth? magnolia.
a small 1 square mile town in south jersey located near somerdale, nj. the population consists of a bunch of crying b-tches that complain that they don’t get their own way. they have nothing better to do than go walk the streets and cry to their friends how something in their life sucks when they need to grow up. all the whites try to be black, but the blacks are truly white on the inside. most of these people voted for obama in the election, possibly for the aformentioned reasons, and everyone is high all the time :d
“hey, you live in magnolia?”

“yeah. why?”

“are you high right now?”

“yeah. why?”

“are you going to go see your friends and complain about your life?”

“h-ll yeah! you know it dawg!”

“that’s what i thought….oh! by the way! you’re actually white! thought i’d remind you! :d”
the dryest town around south jersey. there is never anything to do, and theres barely any parties here. it’s home of the “magnolia goonies”. no one goes “hard” from here, and you never see anyone outside, except a few groups of friends. no one puts “moves” in down here, so theres never any good bud, or anything, so you have to pretty much go to some where else for that.
bro are you trying to go out magnolia ?

naah man, that sh-t is so dry, theres nothing to do there.
the best bakery in the world. located in new york city. featured in snl’s skit “lazy sunday.”
let’s h-t up magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.

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