Magnum Banana
based on a craigs’ list post. when a guy puts a magnum condom over a banana, does himself in the -ss and then deepthroats the banana because he was “feeling sl-tty”.
“man, i was feeling frisky last night so i decided to magnum banana myself. i splooged all over my roommates new carpet.”
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