Magorney


the shortened version of meth magorney. this is an individual that is in the highest stage of crystal methamphetamine addiction. this is cl-ssified by the person being a wild and erratic sloppy walker, the appearance of their face having been caught fire and extinguished by a pick ax, fried hair, black shards for teeth, and the propensity to crawl around on the floor looking for rocks they may have dropped for hours at a time. they are most commonly incapable of sentences spanning more than two or three words.
yeah, he’s been doing the sloppy walk ever since he became a magorney.

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