Magruder


1.) verb – a signature move when playing basketball, similar to mossing (randy moss) someone in football. normally to magruder someone, beast mode must be turned on.

2.) noun – a person of legendary stature or prowess from an ancient line of beast mode; a legend. it is said that the first magruder was responsible for the disappearance of the dinosaurs. not to be confused with macgruber, a popular snl skit which was later turned into a movie.
i was playing basketball with john when crossed me over, stepped back, and jayed me in the face. he broke my left ankle. i got magrudered nasty.

you know that kid scooter? he says he does what he wants all the time. – well, he is a magruder.

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