magunt
when a male reaches such an extreme weight that his gut forces his p-n-s to recede inside of him creating a v-g-n- like chasm; effectively developing into the male equivalent of the female condition know as a “gunt.” see “gunt” definition for further details.
tom’s fabulously cavernous magunt was so fetching the lance could barely keep his hands off him.
after days of searching in the darkness, enveloped in the smell of rotting cheetos and dried feces, barry had found it; the fabled magunt both haunting and beautiful.
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