Mahog


a fresh, clean beer that comes from the everglades. it is also the only beer that comes in a bag.
i’m sorry. i wasn’t paying attention, because i was enjoying a fresh clean gl-ss of mahog. it’s the only beer that comes in a bag, and it’s fresh from the everglades.
this is used when describing a (usually smaller women with little physical presence but who stands resolute towards most things….sort of a like a bullheaded man.) so it is believed they must have a d-ck somewhere under there….so mahog (muh-hog) is a derivative of mahogany implying she has a huge black d-ck; wears the pants…ect…ect.
you better watch out for david’s mom she’s got a mahog like no other. she’ll whip it out and beat you with it.

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