Mahtin


a sarcastic wall shaved gorilla man who likes to party. enjoys several different things.
1. getting facials.
2. graphics
3. bj thompson
4. and sometimes
this gorilla man is thought to be dangerous but is really a cuddly lover, not a fighter.
if your friends find out you got a facial they will say, “dude! i heard you got a fat mahtin all over your face!”

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