maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to f-ck.
my french maid is always there to make my d-ck happy when i arrive home.
1. a girl or unmarried young woman. a maiden.

2. an abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. the bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. the lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
m-ssive alcohol-induced dump.
dude, i just had the world’s biggest m.a.i.d. crushed way too many pbrs last night.
the combination of getting mono and aids in one s-xual experience(session).
i have maids, i hate the b-tch that gave me maids, she should die.
the act of cunfusing one’s self.
the math equation was confusing, fred mai’d him self trying to do it.
an std you get from having s-x with a sl-t who’s name begins with the letter m.

symptoms include:
sores all over your body that you can probably p-ss off as “poison ivy”
a green d-ck that matches your army uniform
“dude, you got the maids.”

“it’s poison ivy, i swear!”
mark’s acquired immune deficiency syndrome. a special type of aids that mark bloyd has.
“did you hang out with mark this weekend?” “no because he is in the hospital with maids… -sshole.”