maidenhead oil
1) linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.
2) slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the v-g-n- when girls get excited.
3) p-ssy juice, incorrectly defined as “maiden oil”.
i hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.
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