maidzilla
an unmarried and desparate female, who, when given the role of bridesmaid, begins to live vicariously for the bride. this will include organising a hen’s night which is focused around her desires and a wedding where she attempts to run the day, overuling the bride’s wishes.
bride: “why arn’t you organising the photos?”
mc: ” i asked sophie for the list as you said and she told me i wasn’t needed, she had it under control and to go away”
bride: ” that’s ridiculous, no one has any idea what’s happening!!!! she has become a complete maidzilla”
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