Mail-order booty call
when a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of s-x.
person 1: dude, where were you last weekend?
person 2: i haven’t been feeling well, so i had a… house call.
person 1: …
person 2: yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have s-x with me.
person 1: you got a mail-order booty call!
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