Mailman syndrome
when a child in the family looks nothing like the father or siblings.
it implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.
the mother is blonde and green eyed, the father is brunette and brown eyed, child 1 is brunette and green eyed, child 2 is blonde and brown eyed; however, little bobby is a ginger.
people would say he has “mailman syndrome” or call the situation in general “mail-man syndrome”
it would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.
|ˈmālˌ-manˈsin-drōm|
noun
the condition in which the man a person believes to be their father is not their biological parent.
“john is 6’4, blonde with blue eyes while his dad is 5’5, black hair, and brown eyes; total mailman syndrome.”
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