Mailroom Mary


a hoebag usually found doing pterodactylsall around texas tech campus. primarily know for her amazing copying skills and the things she can do with our scanner.
holy cr-p, that girl is such a mailroom mary. i saw her do that last night! what is she doing with that scanner!?

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