main vain


main vain refers to a p-n-s. a mans main vain.
“dude, i gotta go drain the main vain” meaning he needs to urinate, p-ss.
also known as the p-n-s. there is no muscle in the p-n-s, the p-n-s is erect by a m-ssive rush of blood. therefore another nickname for the p-n-s is the main vain.
don’t use the brain, use the main vain!

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