mainlanding


this is when you are b-lls deep in a girl, just tearing her sh-t apart and right when you’re going to c-m you pull out and spew all in her belly b-tton, then you take your c-ck and stick it in the belly b-tton and rub all the c-m up to her mouth and when you finally arrive at the mainland or her mouth you take your roters and slap ’em all around.
dude, i totally just mainlanded that b-tch.

hey s-xy, ever been mainlanding?

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