Maisoon


noun; unbelievably hot females that are very rare on this planet; one that possesses the body of a g-ddess.

their beauty is unreal; all the chicks are jealous and all the guys want a piece of that s-xy little creature.

maisoons are usually single because it’s rare, almost impossible, to find someone who can handle their hotness. also, maisoons are usually envied by less popular people.
guy 1: d-mn! look at that s-xy mama!!! who could she be?
guy 2: oh d-mn! no doubt she’s a maisoon. way out of our leagues, bruh.

girl: babe, won’t you get with me already?
guy: sorry, babe. you’re not maisoon enough for me.

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