maitta
common j-panese expression of defeat, exasperation, or one’s own screw-up.
english equivalents would be, “oh cr-p”, ” i’m f-cked.” “i can’t believe this.”
1. taro arrives at narita airport an hour before his flight to new york and realises he has forgotten his p-ssport at home.
“maitta”
2. yousuke sends a text to his girlfriend, “waiting in front of love hotel, come quick! ♥”
then realizes he has accidentaly sent it to his wife.
(staring at message in a sudden sweat.)”maitta”
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