Maja D. Jorgenson
maja is a writer, most commonly found on wattpad. she’s often looked at as a sensation, as she, in a pretty small amount of time, has managed to gather many fans, and finish several stories. her stories are amazingly written, even though “english isn’t her primary language”. she speaks english better than most english speakers.
most of all, maja is amazing, and actually has published books. and she hates being called cute. she’s a gangster.
“aw! you’re so cute!” -delphic
“i am not! i’m a gangster!” – maja d. jorgenson
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