Majestic Taco


a troll, or hobbit that does not leave his cave unless he is need to venture for food or excreting body wastes.

usually a small fat troll with gl-sses and a friend named santa that is actually a 35 year old hairy man from norway.

supports the microsoft corporation greatly, might also possibly be the biggest supplier of online time to x-box live.

has no balance and cannot run without having extreme exhaustion
dude, seth wheres your bro?

uhh, the troll is up-stiars raiding a village, or killing sum nubs.

ask him if he wants to go on a bike ride….

hey majestic taco wanna go on a bike ride????

i cant im too busy with santa…..oh santa baby i love you

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