Majestic Unicorn
a mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. all majestic unicorns are as-xual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.
i wish i had a majestic unicorn, but, i’m not a small child, and they are as-xual, so i will never have one.
a magical pony that has wings and a horn. and is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a utopia.
ariel: i wish i had a majestic unicorn.
c-ssandra: there is no such thing.
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