majesticles
the male version of vajazzling. when you wrap your b-lls in tinfoil.
feeling low, jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.
majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he’s king sh-t. if you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden b-lls.
“mario walks around like he’s god or something!”
“yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!”
t-st-cl-s that are majestic; an admiarable sack
whan i saw his majesticles i was like “d-mn!”
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