majesturbate
the act of masturbating when enacting the irresistible compulsion to look majestic while doing so.
1. i’ve been reading about eagles all day and suddenly have a strong urge to go and majesturbate.
2. looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. my scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as i majesturbated in the light of earth’s holy glory.
3. he was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him… to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn’t even a choice.
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