Majik

slang writing for magic.
instead of magic, just write, type, spray paint, p-ss draw, or whatever “majik”
the interwebular knowledge of all things knowledgable. only applys to .net sites, and does not apply in the months of november, july, and april, except on the third sat-rday of said months. if this sat-rday should occur to have a friday in the same month after the event, a festival will be held, and you muct take a photograph of yourself in a chicken suit if you cannot attend. if you misspell ‘majiks’ to the common ‘magicks’ you will most likely be called a weiner, because you are not a very good pirate.
no single person can define who has majiks, it must be held before a council of elders, a minimum of 8. if a person boasts publically about having majiks of any sort, they may be executed (banned) before a large audience, and ridiculed to hearts content.
denier-of-soup has no majiks, as he is a fake.

do you have the majiks i asked for?

i wouldn’t touch that majiks if i were you, it might explode.
b–bs
she has small majik. lol
good definition for a proper shankman – one who gets busy with the leng
that boy got jooked up as if by majik
the fluffy bunny spelling for the word magic.
trust me, it is spelled magic. all this magick cr-p was fine in the 1800s maybe, but we have moved on since, and majik is totally unacceptable, pretentious and stupid spelling for the word.
“come to my majik site and i will show you how to get a boyfriend! my majik shop also sells pretty crystals for only 10 dollars a piece. tehee.”
majik, a person who follows an impopular crowd to think he belongs.
you need to stop following that crowd, majik, and just kill yourself already.
chick with major att-tude. also called a femin-z-, usually.
that chick is major majik.