Major Census


a true gaming legend who’s very rarely seen on the battlefield. his words inspire soldiers to keep fighting and his quirky comments bring a smile to the faces of even the most stubborn. in reality he’s probably chinese but his team mates know him as only a presence in the cyber world.

he has amazing skills with words
you walk towards major census…he says…

“h-llo”

you are stunned!!
a census enquiry by all the major governing bodies of the world it holds the statistical data of economic trends, goals, developments and means on the next coming era of mankind. also refers to an unseen gaming ent-ty aka: maj, whom inspires the online gaming community with his or her words. some of the content which being is almost poetic.

1) the british government every few years does a “major census” on it’s public and it’s subjects. the system has been in use since the 13th century and is studied by elitist superpowers.

2) doing a “major census” is related to an online glitch of disappearing into thin air / or going mia, or is an indirect reference to the doomsday book.

3) “sb major census” – watching from afar.

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