Major Douche


one who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery… commonly found in inferior private schools. major douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. under armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.
dude look at that kid, yeah i hear he’s a major douche, i’ve never really met him though, i mean does have huge subs…

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