Major Tom
a fictional astronaut in david bowie’s lyrics. also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).
my mama said to get things done you’d better not mess with major tom (ashes to ashes by d.bowie).
major tom is a heroin addict
that guy is a major tom
the act of one male friend giving another male friend a hand job when he is unable to achieve -rg-sm otherwise.
similar to: dutch rudder.
“my wife couldn’t get rob off, so i showed her how it’s done and gave him a major tom.”
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