MakaylaMonster
super cool chick. very chic personality. amazing at photography and poetry. bestest friend ever. and she deserves the best in life…… any one ever hurts her……. i hope you get shoved off a cliff.
random person: who’s that chick with the mad /rad hair, rockin the skinnies, a band tee, and those chucks?
me:what?!?! that’s makaylamonster. i can’t believe you didnt know. mysp-ce her you jerk
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