Make A Wish Foundation


a children’s charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. grant’s a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.
foundation: you are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, timmy. what can our foundation do for you?

timmy: …

foundation: anything you want timmy! do you want to meet your favorite football player? own an xbox 360 and tons of games? drive a ferrari?

timmy: no godd-mnit! i want some -ss! -ss!!! -ss -ss -ss and more -ss, and lots of it, i tell you! i want the hottest b-tches up in my hospital room, huge t-tties in each hand, and the best f-cking weed ever grown.

foundation: timmy, you got it! that’s what the make a wish foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!

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