make baby jesus cry
def 1: when something “makes baby jesus cry,” it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that jesus thing.
def 2: the term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
def 3: moreover, to “make baby jesus cry” means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
examples of things that make baby jesus cry:
def 1:
wars, greed, s-x, corruption, and power hungriness make baby jesus cry.
george w. bush makes baby jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby jesus cry.
aol makes baby jesus cry.
bill clinton’s s-x scandal with monica lewinsky made baby jesus cry.
the most recent star wars episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby jesus cry.
def 2:
i really love emperor, dimmu borgir, and alot of norwegian black metal! their music is so evily awesome it makes baby jesus cry!
the s-x that i had with that hot buxom girl last night was so p-ssionately raw and wild, it made baby jesus cry!
def 3:
timothy mcveigh really made baby jesus cry when he bombed the oklahoma federal building.
so did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
tonight i am going to make baby jesus cry by scr-w-ng that man’s hot wife.
to engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, w-nking, onanism, tossing off. masturbation.
when i touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby jesus cry…
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