Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away!


originator of the word: the heretic -ss-ssin

meaning: a dirty south new orleans hood version of “make like a banana and split!” or “make like a tree and leave” when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone’s presence
man when i realized that this dumb -ss dude wasn’t gonna conceive what i tried to teach him, i simple told the n-gg- to make like michael jordan and fade away! and he departed from me.

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