when your throat hurts after making out with someone, and its not mono
“d-mn i got make out burn after making out with brad!”
- jason zoet
the act of sticking your own finger in a dog’s -sshole and giving your self a mustache. something is wrong with that guy. he just pulled a jason zoet on himself!!
- johnny home surgery
performing medical procedures in the comfort of one’s own home with an inappropriate device. mom, get away from me with those nail clippers, i don’t need any johnny home surgery on my splinter!
- grandpa nuts
when your t-st-c-ls sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain. ex: i couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.
- tow mirrors
when a man who drives a truck keeps his tow mirrors out without pulling something he is discretely advertising for gay s-x. a man pulls into a convenient store with his loud jacked up truck, that could never actually pull anything, with his tow mirrors down. another man pulls up with his tow mirrors without […]
a vagima is a slang term for a female s-x organ that is particularly small. greg totally stretched that vagima, she was so tight.