Make shit happen


– something you can say you’re going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a “purpose” which is to “make sh-t happen”.

the idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. the key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.

“making sh-t happen” is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.

– an excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport

– change the game

– create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
people sitting at home:

p1: “what are doing tonight?

p2: “nothin much, why?”
p1: “figured we could get drunk and make sh-t happen”
p2: “i’m there.”

people playing beer pong:

p1: “what the h-ll dude that was a stupid–ss off-the-wall bounce”

p2: “i don’t know about you but i’m tryin to make sh-t happen here, we’re down 8 cups! if i make that shot that’s a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. good shot in my book.”

playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: “nba three!” -air ball-

treammate “what the f-ck was that?”

p1: “making sh-t happen dude, what the h-ll are you doing to help the team win?”

teammate: “g-d dammit…”

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