makeup sex


rough and extremely gratifying s-x had after an argument.
that b-tch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup s-x.
after a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with s-xual relations.
the best s-x there is!
1) you wh-r-….wanna have make up s-x?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up s-x last night.it was da bomb
the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.
i believe this definition defines it self. dont beat the cr-p out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during s-x.
a dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced
person a: my parents fought and now they’re getting a divorce
person b: did they have make up s-x?
person a: if they did would i be in this mess
the art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

you get my drift..!
“my ex had an odd makeup s-x fetish”
what you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.
he had makeup s-x. he didn’t get none, so he made it up!!
makeup s-x – when, in halo 2 or other first person shooters, you kill a member of the opposite team who just killed a member of your team. yelled promptly after doing so into the mic to announce said act.
player one: “i need some help here!”
player two: “makeup s-x! i waxed his -ss for ya!”

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