someone who is addicted to shopping for makeup
omg i am a freaking makeupaholic
a career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear monday through friday from 9 to 5 i really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!
a chick who drinks a lot she’s quite the drinkerbell. i’m surprised she made it to work today.
- jamaican spray park
when a jamaican girl squirts all over you. hey, phil i got soaked yesterday in the jamaican spray park.
- avocado hand
when trying to remove the pit from an avocado & end up slicing/cutting open your hand, resulting going to the doctors for st-tches. person 1: what happened to becky? person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors person 1: that’s some white people sh-t
- hungarian handjob
simultaneously jerking someone off while repeatedly throat punching them. miles mind was blown last night when i gave him a hungarian handjob. i wish i had known that “megadom magam” meant “i surrender” though. we could have avoided some awkward moments in the er.